• Jason: You should watch your back
• Percy: OR ELSE WHAT!?
• Jason: OR ELSE I WILL MAKE A BUNCH OF LIGHTNING AND TEACH YOU A LESSON!
• Percy: WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE I WILL LEARN SOMETHING AND BECOME A BETTER PERSON!
• Jason: OH YOU WILL!!
• Percy: WELL THANK YOU!! YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND!
• Jason: ......I hate you and the fact that we can never have a normal fight

coulsonsvintagecards:

dicecreamparlor:

I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yet

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

sophiealdred:

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

niggod:

cr00klynn:

asvpfrenchie:

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

i’ve been trying to explain this

pumbloom-initiative:

tfw porn suddenly appears on your dash

• My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
• Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
• Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

angelaodinsdotttir:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

honestly ive been seeing this post on my dash for like 3 years and people are still adding to it it just gets longer and longer its never gonna die

ericvilas:

mark-nuuuutt-assbutt:

rinboob-revolution:

noirandcandypumpkins:

a-nerd-called-quinn:

autisticvimes:

odditycollector:

lordsherlokimort:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

inc4rn4t:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how
u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

And that dress was white and gooold

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

ask-beacons-finest:

ziel101:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP sharing one last goodbye kiss before having to sacrifice themselves to save the human race/the Earth/the universe/etc.

I don’t have to imagine

Originally posted by daftprodigy

My heart is in a billion pieces
Good fricken bye

like pyrra